Motorcycle hand signals are important. Here are some Universal Hand Signals that we use to relay signals to other road users.
Youch!- Shouldn't have had that chili at the rest stop!
||Hey Asshole! - it's my light, you fucker, get your ass through the intersection!|
|Hey There! - glad to see a fellow Brother of the Order of Two Wheels||You Wanker! - learn how to drive, why don't you?!|
|Fuck You! - and stay the hell off your cell phone!||Spank your kids! - or leave them at home if they can't behave in the back seat!|
|Back off! - I've got two spark plugs -- you only have one windshield||Hey, Baby! - Wanna play some grab-ass?|
|See This? - It's at least twice as big as yours.||Get back in your own lane - or I'll kick the shit out of your door!|
|Slow Down - Cops Ahead!||You wanna go? - I'll take on the whole cage load of you mother fuckers||
|That's it - Watch for flying spark plugs!||Get off the road! - Where did you get your license, a box of fucking cracker jacks?|